Basic Logic 101
Osama Bin Laden hates America:
TRUE.
Osama Bin Laden hates George Bush:
TRUE.
Osama Bin Laden Claims to have perpetrated 9-11:
TRUE.
George Bush would not admit to having anything to do with 9-11:
TRUE.
If it was the truth that GW was the perpetrator, he would be impeached and probably executed:
TRUE.
Impeachment of GW would be a good thing for Osama Bin Laden:
TRUE.
If Osama Bin Laden could bring GW down he would do so:
TRUE.
But, instead, Osama Bin Laden is claiming 9-11 as his own doing:
TRUE.
Thusly, Osama Bin Laden would not take credit if he could instead blame it on Bush:
TRUE.
So, the logical conclusion is that if Bin Laden could lay this on Bush and get it off himself, he would do so in a hearbeat:
TRUE.
So, Osama Bin Laden must be telling the truth about being the perpetrator:
TRUE.
Ta-Frickin-Da.
Osama Bin Laden hates America:
TRUE.
Osama Bin Laden hates George Bush:
TRUE.
Osama Bin Laden Claims to have perpetrated 9-11:
TRUE.
George Bush would not admit to having anything to do with 9-11:
TRUE.
If it was the truth that GW was the perpetrator, he would be impeached and probably executed:
TRUE.
Impeachment of GW would be a good thing for Osama Bin Laden:
TRUE.
If Osama Bin Laden could bring GW down he would do so:
TRUE.
But, instead, Osama Bin Laden is claiming 9-11 as his own doing:
TRUE.
Thusly, Osama Bin Laden would not take credit if he could instead blame it on Bush:
TRUE.
So, the logical conclusion is that if Bin Laden could lay this on Bush and get it off himself, he would do so in a hearbeat:
TRUE.
So, Osama Bin Laden must be telling the truth about being the perpetrator:
TRUE.
Ta-Frickin-Da.
posted by Kanji at
2:06 PM
1 Comments:
The conclusion is correct (bin Laden did it), but the logic is flawed--you are using incorrect assumptions. Even if Bush were behind 9/11 (and as much as I dislike him, he wasn't), bin Laden would get far more out of claiming credit than not. I don't think he cares if Bush is Pres or not... if anything, he wants him to be President, because Bush is very polarizing, and has helped get tons of recruits for al Quaeda.
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